Tweetering

Ron calls me and says he tried twitter but no one would follow him so he quit tweetering.  I asked if he had been hashtagging his posts.  He did not know what hashtagging was.  Once I informed him about hashtagging and how to find what was trending he decided he'd give twitter another chance.  He said OK Bean I'm off to tweeter, or twit, I mean twat.  Ya Ron, you go twat away.  #hownottotwitter

Blue mouth

Cole and I stopped for snow cones after work one day. Cole got some flavor that was clear and I got blue bubblegum. Ron came home just after we were done with our snow cones and he looked at me and asked why my mouth was so blue. Cole said, it had been awhile...... Hahaha!

Who would win?

We were sitting around watching natgeo and our friend asked "who would win, an alligator or a Komodo dragon?" Without skipping a beat, Ron says Chuck Norris.

Jello

Ron says when people serve jello for desert it's like they set a big pile of disappointment out for desert. Jello is just a big pile of disapointment! People who put fruit in a jello mold ruin the fruit, they suspend perfectly good fruit in disappointment!

I'm Gorgeous!

This morning Ron decided to go running with us. He had his usual ratty shorts and t-shirt and because it was below 60 degrees he also had his ski mask on. He hates it when his ears or face get cold while running. As we are running he yells, bean that sign says I'm gorgeous inside! Puzzled and intrigued I turn to see that he has picked up and is running with a sign in front of him that says "I'm gorgeous inside!" Its off of a home for sale sign. Oh Ron! You are gorgeous inside hahahaha

Christian

Cole, Ron, and I were sitting around watching dvr'd shows. We were near the end of how I met your mother and Ron got up to get his phone. The last minute or two of the episode played while Ron was out of the room. Cole deleted the show at the end, when Ron got back and sat down he wanted to watch the end. I told him Cole deleted it, with a perfectly flat face and voice Ron looked at Cole and said "that's not very Christian of you Cole". Hahaha, thank you Ron for being randomly hilarious.

Movies

When watching a movie with amazing stunts or awesome scenes he always says aw momma that's not real! He said this the first time when he was 12 or so watching jurassic park. He just couldn't believe dinosaurs walking the earth, no idea why?!

Browsing History

You know how you can start typing something in the search window and your similar previous searches pop up? Cole started typing in something that started with a 'p' and the term 'p-funk madiddle ju ju' popped up. When asked about it Ron said he just thought it was time to look it up.

Rons Cat

Ron has a little black kitty named kitty. She meows like she's 800 years old, Ron says she is Jesus' kitty and she came over on the ark. In the mornings when's she's meowing at him for food he says she's telling him about how she loves the crisp cool mornings in the mountains. He also says he hates cats, he said kitty chose him, he didn't choose kitty.

A note about Ron

Ron is 3 years older than me and rents a room in our house, but he owns 8 houses. He calls me bean, I think it's from the name game - christeeny weenie Bo beanie... Shortened to just bean. When I get sun burned I'm baked bean, losing weight I'm string bean, eating Mexican refried bean, etc. Our dad is a transsexual lesbian. She provides us with endless joke opportunities.