Rons Cat

Ron has a little black kitty named kitty. She meows like she's 800 years old, Ron says she is Jesus' kitty and she came over on the ark. In the mornings when's she's meowing at him for food he says she's telling him about how she loves the crisp cool mornings in the mountains. He also says he hates cats, he said kitty chose him, he didn't choose kitty.